What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 01:27
{RING} {RING}
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
HELLO
Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Yes sir it is.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Why would you think you're fit to be a model?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
After a few moments he returns.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
What was your best experience of having your navel touched?
Sure no problem officer.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.